Humanity uptime: 100.000% (so far)
The people building frontier AI say, on the record and often, that it might kill everyone. The safety researchers they employ put the odds well above zero. Meanwhile the agents keep getting more capable and occasionally wander off. This page keeps track.
Every entry is a real event with linked sources. The headlines are ours and lean sarcastic. The summaries stick to what was reported. Many of the most alarming results come from deliberate stress tests, and we say so when that is the case.
Inspired by Molly White's Web3 is Going Just Great.